Command
FIGHT
Should I actually make this game work?
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Violence is not the answer!
Whoa, watch it, you could put your eye out with that.
You hit the creature! Just kidding, you missed by a mile.
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SPELL
You're blinded by your own magic!
You stub your toe!
You cast THIRST! You are now thirsty.
You don't even have any MP! What were you thinking?
You cast Ultima! ...not enough MP!
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RUN
Running is for cowards! Accept thy fate!
A mysterious force prevents you from running.
What's the point?
Quitting is for quitters!
You attempt to escape... but the path was blocked!
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ITEM
You forgot to buy anything good before you left Tantagel!
You wasted all your gold on puff-puff!
You use the CULINARY HERB! Now your breath smells.
Better save them for the last boss.
You use Erdrick's Token! ... it doesn't seem to have any effect.
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A Master Barf draws near! Command?
A Master Barf draws near! Command?